Talking to God (Humorous)

Ok, Blod, hang on and let me talk to The Big Guy:

Dear God:

Yeah, it's me again. I've got another one, Lord. Yes, Sir. He wants me to unsub him out of love for You. Yes, Sir, I explained that even though You love everyone, idiots drive You nuts, too. Yes, Sir, I explained that by asking You to stop what You're doing long enough to unsubscribe someone, that odds are those plagues you're keeping at bay will let loose and the world will suffer horribly. Yes, Sir, it's another college student. Yes, Sir, a college student studying computer science. Yes, Sir, I know Lucifer's Minion, B. Gates, has made using computers something that only the bright Lord's Children should be the ones using them. Uh huh. Yes, Sir, I'll tell him.

Hey, Blod, God told me to open your God-given eyes, read the unsubscribe instructions. Or go to Hell. Quote.