The Bored Man at Church

After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church board following the close of the service.
However, the first man to arrive was a total stranger.
"You misunderstood my announcement. This is a meeting of the board," said the minister.

"I know," said the man, "but if there is anyone here more bored than I am, I'd like to meet him."