Two Lines in Heaven

Everyone on Earth dies and goes to Heaven. God says, "I want the men to make two lines: one for the men who dominated their women on Earth, and the other for the men who were dominated by their women. The women should go with St. Peter."

Later, God sees that the line of men dominated by their women is 100 miles long, while the line of men who dominated their women has only one man. God gets angry and says, "You men should be ashamed! I created you in my image, yet you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?" The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."