Water into Wine

An Irish priest is driving to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut. The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car.

He asks, "Sir, have you been drinking?"

"Just water," says the priest. The trooper replies, "Then why do I smell wine?" The priest looks at the bottle and exclaims, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"