Science Jokes

Barometer Skyscraper Joke

Black Holes

Black holes suck.

Evaporating Aquarium Water

This other guy worked at an aquarium store. Late one night he was cleaning up when the phone rang. H...

Lightning Myth

MYTH: If it is not raining, then there is no danger from lightning! FACT: The truth is, lightning o...

Neutron in a Bar

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender: How much for a beer? The bartender replies: For yo...

Scientists Switch From Mice to Lawyers

Scientists recently announced they will use lawyers instead of mice for their experiments for two re...

Snowflake Formation

How do snowflakes form?

Sperm's Big Mistake

The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor: "As soon as you ...

Tachyon Crossing the Road

Why did the tachyon cross the road?