The Magic Circle

A blonde cuts off a truck driver on the highway.

The truck driver gets bad road rage and forces the blonde to pull over. He runs up to her and starts yelling. He draws a circle on the pavement and tells the blonde, "Stay there." Then, he starts smashing her windshield. He looks back at the blonde, and she's smiling. He gets even madder, grabs a knife, and slashes her tires. The blonde is still laughing. Furious, he lights her car on fire. The blonde is laughing so hard she's in tears. The truck driver storms over and asks, "I JUST DESTROYED YOUR CAR!! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING??" Wiping a tear from her eye, the blonde says, "While you were turned around, I stepped out of the circle three times!"