Minding My Own Business

How I learned to mind my own business:

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13... 13... 13... 13!" The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on. Some jerk poked me in the eye with a stick, then they all started shouting, "14... 14... 14... 14!"