Husband's Frustration with a New Phone

Moonchild's husband called her at work on the new cordless phone (obviously the one that Judi finally got charged from the above story). Hubby was reading the instructions and was giddy about the things they could do with their new toy. "Then, he started cussing under his breath. I asked him what was wrong and he said, 'I wanted to program the speed dialing, but I can't find the damned phone!' Uhhh, honey . . ."