Old Computer Terminology Joke

An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account,
And a floppy disk was something terribly wrong in your back.

Compress was something you did to garbage, not something you did to a file.
And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for a while!

Log on was adding wood to a fire.
Hard drive was a long trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived.
And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut – you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider's home,
And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper and the memory in my head.
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash, but when it happens, they wish they were dead!