Blonde Staffer's New Duties

"Blonde In Service"

As a result of an internal investigation, one
of the Duty Officer's stunning, blonde staffers
was transferred from Aberdeen, Maryland, to
an obscure base in Utah. The woman reported
to her new Commanding Officer and handed
him her orders. He glanced at them and said,
"Well Private, your duties here will be pretty
much the same as your last assignment."

The girl sighed and said, "Yes Sir. I kind-of
figured that. Will it be OK if I drape my uniform
over this chair?"