Pincus's Nephew's First Case

Pincus was arrested for speeding, reckless driving, driving without lights, and violation of traffic signals. He demanded a trial by jury.

"But you can't win that case in court," a friend advised him.

"I know," said Pincus. "I did it on purpose. My nephew just graduated from law school and this is his first case. I want him to lose so maybe he'll get discouraged and get an honest job."