The Fisherman and Dynamite

A game warden noticed Sam consistently caught more fish than anyone else. The warden asked Sam his secret. Sam invited the warden to accompany him. When they got to the middle of the lake, Sam stopped the boat.

Sam took out dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the air. The explosion rocked the lake, and dead fish surfaced. Sam took out a net and started scooping them up.

The warden yelled, "You can't do this! I'll put you in jail!" Sam took out another stick of dynamite, lit it, and tossed it in the warden's lap with these words, "Are you going to sit there all day complaining, or are you going to fish?"