The UPS Driver

A business owner decided to take a tour around his business to see how things were going. He went down to the shipping docks and saw a young man leaning against the wall doing nothing. The owner walked up to the young man and said, "Son, how much do you make a day?"

The guy replied, "150 dollars."

The owner pulled out his wallet, gave him $150, and told him to get out and never come back.

A few minutes later the shipping clerk said to the boss, "Have you seen that UPS driver? I left him standing around here."