The Guide Dog Trick

Two guys are out walking their dogs. One suggests they grab a bite at a nearby restaurant.

"We can't go in there," the second guy says. "They don't allow pets." "No worries, just follow my lead," the first guy replies. He puts on a pair of dark sunglasses and walks confidently into the restaurant. The maitre d' stops him immediately. "Sir, no pets allowed." "But this is my guide dog," the man insists. "A Poodle?" the maitre d' asks skeptically. "Yes, they're the new craze. Remarkable guide dogs," the man says, and he gets shown to a table. The second guy sees this, puts on his own sunglasses, and marches in with his dog. The maitre d' stops him. "Sorry sir, no pets allowed." "But I am blind!" the man protests. "This is my guide dog." "Your guide dog is a Chihuahua?" The man pauses, then exclaims, "No way! They gave me a Chihuahua?!"