A Joke About Levels of Stress

Levels of stress.

1) You pick up a hitchhiker. A beautiful young girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car. You take her to the hospital. - Stressful 2) But the hospital says she is pregnant and you are going to be a father. You swiftly say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are!! - Very stressful 3) You request a DNA test to prove "you are NOT the father" and insist on providing a sperm sample. After the tests are completed, the doctor says that you are INFERTILE, and probably have been since birth. - Extreme stress, but relieved 4) On your way home, you think about your 3 kids. - STRESS