A list of rules and sayings.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
2. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
3. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
4. It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
5. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
7. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
8. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
9. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.