A Poem About a UNIX Man

He's a real UNIX man
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX plans
For nobody.

Knows the blocksize from du (1)
Cares not where /dev/null goes to
Isn't he a bit like you
And me?

UNIX Man, please listen (2)
My lpd (8) is missin'
UNIX Man
The wo-o-o-orld is at (1) your command.

He's as wise as he can be
Uses lex and yacc and C
UNIX Man, can you help me at all?

UNIX Man, don't worry
Test with time (1), don't hurry
UNIX Man
The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.

He's a real UNIX Man,
Sitting in his UNIX LAN
Making all his UNIX plans For nobody ...
Making all his UNIX plans For nobody.