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Airlines and the Dead Animal

Observational

Tower: "Delta 702, cleared for takeoff, contact departure on 124."

Delta 702: "Tower, Delta 702 switching to departure... by the way, as we lifted off, we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."

Tower: "635, cleared for takeoff, contact departure on 124, did you copy the report from Delta?"

United 635: "United 635, cleared for takeoff and yes, we copied Delta and we've already notified our caterers."

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