Bus Driver and the Ugly Baby Joke

A woman walks onto a bus with her baby. The bus driver looks at her and says, "Ma'am, that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!"

Dejected, the woman walks to the back of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, "That bus driver just insulted me."
The man looks at her and says, "Well, go confront him about it! I'll hold your monkey in the meantime."

Well, go confront him about it! I'll hold your monkey in the meantime.