Chicken Tender Weights

My good friend Broccoli says his brother was out to dinner with Amanpreet and Judi. They'd ordered the chicken tenders for dinner. When it arrived, Judi stopped the waitress. "Why do I have only 4 pieces when my husband Preet has 5?" The waitress told them the dinners were by weight. "Weight??? No one weighed me when we came in for dinner!"