Christmas Tree Flamethrower

If that were the case over here, people would be lighting their Christmas trees with flamethrowers. "Yup, weirdest thing ya ever seen, Mr. Insurance Adjuster. One minute, we had our happy little home, just five full floors of fully-furnished living space -- oh, did I mention the brand-new Ethan Allen furniture? -- with a full-size Steinway, an indoor tennis court, and a light sprinkling of Jacuzzis -- oh, and don't forget the helipad on the roof -- and the next minute, 'Whoosh!' whole thang barnt right to the ground. Terrible, I tell you, just terrible. Was the nicest home in the entire trailer park...."