Coughing at the Movies

Two women went to the movies, and one of them started to cough. Her friend leaned away from her. The more she coughed, the farther her friend tried to move away.

Finally, the cougher turned around to her friend and said, "Look, you don't have to move away like that. This is not a sickness."

Her friend replied, "Well, it isn't a wellness."

Well, it isn't a wellness.