Cowboy and the Woman

A cowboy sitting in a bar notices a beautiful woman.

He walks up to her and says, "Ma'am. If I were to tell you that I am a wealthy oil tycoon, would you sleep with me for $1 million?" The woman thought for a minute and said, "Yes I would." The cowboy then said, "If I were to tell you that I wasn't a wealthy oil tycoon, would you sleep with me for $100?" The woman is disgusted and says, "What do you take me for, a whore?!" The cowboy looks at her and says, "Well ma'am, we've already established that. Now we're negotiating price."