Doctor's Advice for Domestic Abuse

A woman shows up at the doctor with bruises all over her face...

The doctor asks, 'What happened to you?' Weeping, she says, 'Well, when my husband shows up at home after a night of drinking, he starts beating me!' 'There's a solution for that, ma'am,' says the doctor. 'Buy some milk caramels and when your husband comes home drunk, place five of these caramels in your mouth and chew very slowly.' A month later, the woman shows up at the doctor's office and says, 'Thank you, doctor, your remedy worked wonders! He doesn't beat me anymore! I bought the caramels and every time my husband showed up drunk, I would chew on five of them very slowly.' The doctor responds, 'Good! Now you know the value of keeping your mouth shut!'