Elderly Couple Sharing Meal

A young man saw an elderly couple at McDonald's sharing a meal. They ordered one meal and an extra drink cup. The gentleman carefully divided the hamburger and counted the fries, one for him, one for her. He poured half the drink into the extra cup for his wife. The young man offered to buy them another meal.

The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth."