Farmer Thorn and Jill's strawberry preferences.

Farmer Thorn hitched up his team of horses to a big wagon and went out to collect a load of horse manure. On his way to the field where he was going to strew the manure, he had to go by Jill's house.

Jill was standing near the fence and she called to Farmer Thorn, "Hey, what are you going to do with all that manure?"

Farmer Thorn replied that he was going to put it on his strawberries.

Jill was aghast and said to him, "You must be crazy. I put cream and sugar on mine!"