Fire, Surgery, and Dinosaurs

A politician awoke in a hospital bed after a complicated operation, and found that the curtains were drawn around him.

"Why are the curtains closed," he said. "Is it night?"

A nurse replied, "No, it is just that there is a fire in the building across the street, and we didn't want you waking up and thinking that the operation was unsuccessful."

A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago. The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.

The blonde exclaimed, "Wow -- I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"