Humorous Observations About Life and Travel

10. Visiting the world's largest artichoke and the Jackelope Museum really isn't all that interesting.

9. It really sucks when a Big Gulp hits your bladder and there's 50 miles to the next rest stop.

8. The bugs that hit your windshield in Kansas are big enough to wear a Walkman.

7. By the time you reach college age, trying to get a trucker to blow his horn has lost its appeal.

6. Cars don't come with a pocket in front of your seat for holding barf bags.

5. In a plane, you don't get a speeding ticket for going 500 mph.

4. You don't have to ask for the key to the restroom.

3. You can't walk up and down the aisle in a Honda.

2. You could arrive at your destination before you reach the 100th bottle of beer on the wall.

1. Someone else does the driving!