Hunting Knife Hiccup

A Redfaced Moment from a fellow Joke Lover...

Back when I was just a few months pregnant with my daughter, I always seemed to be plagued with indigestion and sometimes hiccups. I was searching for a hunting knife for my husband for Father's Day in a sports shop.

I walked right up to the young gentleman, and before I could utter a word, out jumped the BIGGEST hiccup you have ever heard.

"Liquid lunch?" he asked.

Quite embarrassed, but determined to recover, I smiled and asked "Do you carry hunting knives?" to which he replied,

"Ma'am, I don't know. I don't work here!"