If Men Had Babies

1. Maternity leave would last two years...with full pay!

2. There'd be a cure for stretch marks.

3. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
{Eg: You want me to push this through WHAT?!!}

4. Morning sickness would rank as the nation's No. 1 health problem.

5. All methods of birth control would be improved to 100% effectiveness.

6. Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet-trained and over the "Terrible Twos."