Man Driver's Shaving

I tell you, men drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Highway 11 from Albert Street, I looked over to my left, and there's this man in a Mustang doing 95 miles per hour with his face up next to his rear view mirror...shaving!!!

I looked away for a couple seconds, and when I looked back, he's halfway over in my lane. Scared me so bad I almost dropped my eyeliner pencil in my coffee.