Man Gets Wrong Ears After Surgery

A man lost both ears in an accident, and no plastic surgeon could offer a solution.

He heard of a very good one in Sweden and went to him. The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears!"

"Well, an ear is an ear; it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."

"You're wrong. I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!"