More Reasons Santa Isn't a Woman

Santa is fat and goes out of the house fat. Women don't want to go out of the house fat even if it is just once a year.

Santa delivers toys at night. Women usually develop a headache at night that prohibits them from doing anything.

The words "Ho, Ho, Ho" would have to become something different because women would subliminally feel someone was calling them names.

Santa Claus is not hyphenated. All modern women hyphenate their names.

Santa Claus wears no jewelry when he goes out. All women wear jewelry when the go out for the holidays.

The final reason Santa Clause is a man is because only a Real Man could leave his family on Christmas eve, stay out all night, and come back in, the next morning claiming to be out working all night.