Nobody Cares

A few years ago, I didn't have an answering machine. I would go out, and when I came back, I would say to myself... "Well, people probably called, but I wasn't home to answer the phone; they'll call back later." Then I got an answering machine, so when I came home and there were no messages, I would say, "Well, people probably called, but they didn't feel like leaving a message... they'll call me back later." Then I got caller ID, so I had to say, "Well, no one called me because they know I'm not home. They'll call me later when they know I'm home to answer the phone." Now I have a pager... I still don't get any calls.

So now I know that for all those years... no one cared about me...
Makes me feel loved.