Random Funny Thoughts

1) He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

2) Everyone has a photographic memory, but some don't have any film.

3) When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

4) A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

5) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

6) Just remember...if the world didn't suck we would all fall off.