The Beer-Loving Man

A man and his wife were sitting in a bar. Jack comes in and sat down next to the woman. As he sipped his drink, Jack ogled the woman until her husband, incensed, demanded that Jack stop looking at his wife, and that he wipe those filthy thoughts out of his mind.

Jack said, "Hey man, I wasn't ogling your wife; I wasn't thinking any filthy thoughts . . . back off buddy. I just came in here for a piece of beer."

Jack said, "Hey man, I wasn't ogling your wife; I wasn't thinking any filthy thoughts . . . back off buddy. I just came in here for a piece of beer."