The Blonde Joke
A guy is having a drink in a bar. A lot of drinks. A very dark bar. He leans over to the big woman next to him and says, "Do you wanna hear a funny blonde joke?"
The big woman replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Sure, I'm blonde, and six feet tall, 210 lb., and I'm a professional triathlete and bodybuilder. The blonde woman sitting next to me is 6'2" and 220; she's an ex-pro wrestler. Next to her is a blonde who's 6'5", weighs 250 lb., and she's a kickboxer professional. Now, do you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
The guy blinks and swallows, thinks about it a second and says; "No, not if I'm going to have to explain it three times."