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The Old Violin
T'was battered and scarred, and the auctioneer thought it scarcely worth his while,
To waste such time on the old violin, but he held it up with a smile.
"What am I bid, good people," he cried "who'll start the bidding for me?
A dollar? A dollar. Who'll make it two? Two dollars who'll make it three?
Three dollars once, three dollars twice going for three," but no!