The Wise Dean

An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the Dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, infinite wisdom, or infinite beauty.

Without hesitating, the Dean selects infinite wisdom.

"Done!" says the angel. A glowing halo appears around the Dean.

The faculty sits in awe. "Share some of your wisdom with us!" they cry.

"I should have taken the money."