Tom's Observations

"Nay, nay, a thousand times nay," Tom protested knowingly.

"Neigh, neigh, a thousand times neigh," Tom reigned hoarsely.

"Help! I can't stop!" Tom said in his ongoing way.

"There is plenty of cheese for the tacos," Tom rasped gratingly.

"First, second, third," Tom positioned irately.

"Turning these flapjacks makes me out of breath," Tom declared flippantly.

"A bicycle wheel and wagon wheel have something in common," spoke Tom.

"If you've seen one jet, you've seen them all," Tom leered.

"Electricity out, too windy to keep a flame," said Tom darkly.

"Arthritis can slow one a bit," Tom jointly agreed.

"Such a journey to go to the moon," Tom dreamed jauntily.

"Skined, eared, nosed, mouthed and there's one more organ of the five senses ....," Tom sighed.

"Lots of laundry to wash," Tom said warily.