Trooper's Chicken

One day, a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto the street at the end of the ramp, he noticed someone at a chicken place getting into their car. The driver placed the bucket of chicken on top of their car, got in, and drove off with the bucket still on top.

So the trooper decided to pull them over and perform a community service by giving the driver their chicken. He pulled them over, walked up to the car, pulled the bucket off the roof, and offered it to the driver.

The driver looks at the trooper and says, "No thanks, I just bought some."