Why Beer Is Better Than Religion

- You can prove you have a beer.

- There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you.

- You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer.

- Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of beer.

- When you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

- They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

- No beer has ever caused a major war.

- Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

- No one will kill you for not drinking beer.

- If you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.