Why Santa Can't Be a Woman

Some of you may have seen the one passed around about why Santa is a woman. Well, here is why Santa is not a woman. Santa cannot be a woman because:

No woman would be caught dead in the same outfit two years in row.

No woman would be willing to give something away in order to make another woman happy.

Women cannot drive cars let alone a sleigh powered by reindeer.

Santa has to supervise all of those elves year round and everyone knows that women may be bossy, but are not always good supervisors.

Santa carries a bag full of toys not a purse full of toiletries.

Santa manages to fit all of his items in his one bag. Women cannot pack one bag to save their lives.