Woman Driver's Eyeliner

I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the Freeway, I look over to my left, and there's this woman in a Laser doing 120 kilometers per hour with her face up next to her rear-view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I look away for a couple of seconds, and when I look back, she's halfway over in my lane.

Scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee!