A List of Slogans and Puns

10. If This Goat Cart's a Rockin', Don't Come a Knockin'

9. If You Ain't MOSLEM, You Ain't SHIITE

8. If You Want My Pitchfork, You'll Have to Pry It From My Cold, Dead Hands

7. My Serbian Son Beat Up Your Croatian Honor-Roll Student

6. I'm 4 IFOR, Who R U 4?

5. Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Tito

4. I Brake For IFOR

3. Don't Ask Me Where You Are, I Can't Pronounce It Either

2. Don't Follow Me, I'm In a Minefield, Too

1. Honk If You've Been Relocated