Cemetery Miles

Our blonde teens, Muffy and Buffy, are taking a shortcut through the old Catholic cemetery when they begin to notice a few of the more interesting epitaphs.

"Look at this headstone," says Muffy. "It says a guy by the name of Agostino, from Sicily, lived to the age of 93."

"Gee, that's old," says Buffy. "But look at this one -- 'Cesar Sanchez -- Born in Mexico City, Died in Los Angeles, Age 97.'"

They continue strolling through the cemetery until Muffy stops in her tracks and exclaims, "Whoaaaaaaaa! Look at that headstone across the path -- there's an Irish guy who died when he was 145 years old!"

"Wow!" says Buffy. "What was his name?"

"Miles," says Muffy.

"I can barely see the headstone from here," says Buffy. "Where does it say how old he was? And Irish?"

Muffy peers at the stone across the path and reads aloud:

"Died 145 Miles from Dublin."