Collection of Jokes

Q. What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
A. A steak out.

Q. What does a cow say when she has a cold?
A. Mooocus.

Q. What kind of milk makes you blink?
A. Past eur ized

Q. Where does a rancher record his inventory?
A. In a cattle-log.

Q. How do you recognize a dogwood tree?
A. By its bark.

Q. What goes up and never goes down?
A. Your age.

Q. What gets bigger the more you take from it?
A. A hole.

Q. Why do firemen wear RED suspenders?
A. To hold up their pants. Duh.

Q. If an athlete gets athlete's foot what does an astronaut get?
A. Mistle Toe

Q. Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A. To get to the other slide.