Dog Breed Puns

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso - a dog that folds up for easy transport. Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow - a dog that throws up a lot. Bloodhound + Borzoi = Bloody Bore - a dog that's not much fun. Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter - a traditional Christmas pet. Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso - an abstract dog. Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer - a dog fresh and clean as a whistle. Newfoundland Lab + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound - a dog for financial advisors. Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull - a dog that makes awful mistakes. Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador - a dog that barks incessantly. Collie + Malamute = Commute - a dog that travels to work. Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere - a dog that's true to the end.