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Knick-Knack Paddy Whack

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Convicted hitman Jimmy "Two Shoes" McLarty confessed today that he was once hired to beat a cow to death in a rice field, using only two small porcelain figures.

Police admit that this may be the first known case of a knick-knack paddy whack.

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