Quick Puns

Q. Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?
A. Because they peel.

Q. What do they call French fries in France?
A. Home fries.

Q. How do you make sure that no one steals your bagel?
A. You put lox on it.

Q. What do people from Texas call sushi?
A. Bait.

Q. What vegetable can you throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside, and throw away the inside?
A. Corn.

Q. What does the Gingerbread Boy have on his bed?
A. Cookie sheets.

Pun: Did you hear about the guy who was so unlucky he got a paper cut from a Get Well Card?

Q. Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
A. Because there's too many cheetas!

Q. Where do lawyers live?
A. In legal pads.

Q. How do you keep a dog quiet?
A. Feed him hushpuppies.

Q. How do you keep a dog quiet? A. Feed him hushpuppies.